Welcome fuckers
  • *looking at my legs*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my stomach*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my arms*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my face*: Oh my god why
  • *trying to exercise*: Oh my god why
  • *eating shitty food*: Oh my god why
  • *weighing myself*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my life*: Oh my god why
  • *looking at my music taste*: cool man
  • Sep 16 / 414,176 notes


    Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

    Sep 16 / 14,789 notes

*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
    reblog this with 247095
    My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

    -Laurell K. Hamilton  (via debauchedlifestyle)

    (Source: makelovetothemoon)

    Sep 15 / 546,484 notes


    Treat yourself the way you treat your favorite characters. Look into your back-story to understand your current plot. Sympathize with yourself. Recognize your flaws, and appreciate your strengths. Defend yourself. Cheer yourself on when you go into battle. Appreciate every relationship you make and always look for hidden potential. You’re the protagonist in your story. You’re the main character. You’re the hero.

    Treat yourself like one.

    Sep 15 / 152,405 notes

    who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety 

    (Source: umbrhella)

    Sep 15 / 314,224 notes






    knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

    wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

    That was deep

    philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

    That was deeper.

    common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

    (Source: whattt-fucking-ever)

    Sep 15 / 1,013,464 notes



    The first eye:


    The second eye:


    i have never seen a more accurate post

    Sep 15 / 151,591 notes
    why the fuck am i crying

    -literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via ukaku)

    (Source: tommypickles)

    Sep 15 / 117,055 notes